1.) People facebook you during service to tell you that the water in the church isn’t working.#couldyoutelepathicallytellyourhusband#toiletswontflush#iwillgetrightonit #plumbingismyspiritualgift
2.) You visit the home of someone from the church and a few moments after arriving their radio mysteriously changes to KLOVE. #butilikegarthbrookstoo
3.) You’ve been informed, “there is a weird smell coming from the kitchen, so since you are basically Pastor 2.0, could you take care of that?”. #whoeversmelleditdealtit #ifyouseethetrashneedstobeemptiedemptyit
4.) People apologize to you for not being in church for the last 2 Sundays. #idonthavetheattendancebook #jokesonyou #iwasnotherelastweekeither
5.) You go out to lunch with a group of ladies from the church and you are the designated person to pray for the meal. #jesushearsmyvoicebetterthanyours
6.) People of the church will come to you with a message for you to deliver to your husband. #iaintnoansweringmachine #gonnastartchargingforthesetelograms
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